P.J. O’Rourke’s New Book

I first read P.J. O’Rourke when I was a dorky teenager that simply couldn’t absorb too much information about cars.  O’Rourke was kind of like a brother er uncle to me – the uncle that would buy me a 12 pack of Miller High Life to drink with my buddies or a 4 pack of wine coolers to get a girl drunk…

Anyway, for those that don’t know him, he is one of the greats and this book includes the stories that were my first exposure to him.  When I reminisce about how I got this way, I see that some of the blame can be placed firmly on the shoulders of P.J. O’Rourke – thank you uncle.

Review

24 Hours of Lemons now mainstream?

but will it last?
but will it last?

I must say that I had expected this would happen – LeMons is  just a great idea and way too much fun.  The reason LeMons works is that there is a Benevolent Dictator that makes the rules – one of the most important rules is “Don’t be a Dick” (I’m paraphrasing).

 This is fun racing – it’s the way you imagined it would be when you were young and naive and your wallet hadn’t been emptied by your relentless efforts to drive your buddies (arch nemesiseseses) into the ground.  

But, while it was one thing when the big car magazines were fielding teams, it’s gone to a whole new level when Edmunds does a road test.

The validation I am feeling right now brings a tear to my eye…

Lemons Miata Road Test

Racing and Safety

I’ve always thought that bicycle racing is way sketchier than automobile racing (with the possible exception of the time I spent as a Pro Rally co-driver).  I don’t mean to beat up on organizers of bicycle races, but the typical logistical (Risk Management) work I see wouldn’t fly at an automobile road race (or Soapbox Derby, for that matter).  And no, I’m not volunteering for the job – just an observation.  I wrote something related to safety here.

Enough of PIR

I came across this  today as I was doing my morning reading.  If you weren’t aware, the riders in the Giro d’Italia staged a protest last week regarding safety.  This reminds me of Jackie Stewart’s (and later Gilles Villeneuve and Rene Arnoux) work toward making Formula One “safer” – they eventually succeeded.  Motor racing is safer for everybody because them – cycling will eventually benefit in the same way.  VeloNews Story

Mount Hood Cycling Classic Recon

I pushed for this to happen, so I’m not really going to blame the other guys for not talking me out of it.  But, today against our collective better judgement, and because the race organizer said that the snow was rapidly melting, six of us drove up to Mount Hood Meadows and embarked on a mission.

There is almost always some comedy involved in a long bike ride.  The perps today were Tony Dirks, John Kenney, Eric Sletmoe, Mike Jones, Jeff Lorenzen and me – on this day, AKA The Six Stooges. 

It was a pretty simple idea, really – ride the Road Race course for the

This will all melt by tomorrow...
This will all melt by tomorrow...

upcoming (starts a week from Thursday) Mount Hood Cycling Classic stage race.  What could go wrong? MHCC Race Website.

It’s a lot of climbing, and in this case hiking.  This is a stage that belongs on a Grand Tour (it would be a hard day in The Tour of California, anyway), and I feel fortunate (usually after a couple of martinis) to have the opportunity to race a course like this – and in my own back yard!!!

It's all uphill from here...
It's all uphill from here...

It makes sense to  have a look first, and a look we had.  The race organizer (Chad, who is rapidly becoming one of the most prolific race organizers in the country) now knows the true situation (where the rubber doesn’t actually meet the road because there is 3 ft of snow between them), and there is still time to sort it out.  The expedition, it turns out, was a brilliant idea.

Ride Map

He’s Back…..

I don’t know how Ralph Nader ended up being considered an expert about anything – oh yeah, he wrote a book that made it more expensive to buy economical cars… Well, here he is again. If anybody could figure out what he’s trying to say, it just could be possible he’s right this time.

Anybody who thought (for even a second) that the Chrysler Dealers which the Obama Administration announced were “going overboard” wouldn’t hang onto the side of the boat is diluted. The Presidential Task Force on Automobiles is trying to dictate new law that arbitrarily confiscates the livelihood, and in some cases, life work of American business people.  Great idea… Nobody will mind… There won’t be lawsuits… Smooth as silk… Hope… Change…

Every child learns that you don’t get to change the rules once the game has started – everyone will suffer for this.  To extend the boat metaphor – the boat will sink with everybody left on it.

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Bicycle Law – Getting Along with Cars

A couple of weeks ago I was nearly run off the road by a motorist.  It is a common occurrence to be crowded by fast moving vehicles, and while it sometimes really pisses me off, I understand the frustration of some drivers when they approach riders that haven’t a clue that anybody else might be using the road.  In this case, however, I was a single bike traveling very close (6-12 inches) from the curb on a narrow road.  There was no oncoming traffic and I could have easily been passed safely with lots of room to spare.  But, it turned out, as I learned when we had the opportunity to discuss it 5 miles up the road, this guy simply hates cyclists – I mean, really hates cyclists, in a bulging vein, eyes popping out the head kind of way.

I must confess that I kind of enjoyed that part…

So anyway, I’ve been reading through Oregon and Washington bicycle law this week – I am searching for ways to communicate to both cyclists and motorists simple ways to improve how we get along.  I’ve started (unsuccessfully) this project before, but then during this week I’ve heard two radio talk hosts (one in Portland and one in Seattle) do segments that were pretty aggressively negative regarding bicycles on the road.  I think these incitements are potentially dangerous to, well, me, for example.  So, maybe rather than just whine about it, I could do something sort of positive – hopeless, I know…

The bicycle laws are complicated (hard to read), and this is part of the problem.  Washington State does have a pretty good “cheat sheet” on bicycle law.

Washington Bicycle Law

Oregon is a little bit tougher (but I’m still looking).  There is a document that includes all of the laws that apply to pedestrians and bicycles .  Part of the reason so few people understand these things becomes apparent – it’s long.

There is a good outline at the top that has links to different parts of the document.  Some of it is good to know.

Oregon Bicycle Law

There is a bit about “Unsafe Passing of Person Operating Bicycle” 811.065, and the term “Due Care” pops up occasionally.

Too make it simple, as cyclists, we are required to do what we would in a car.  Signalling continuously for 100 feet before stopping probably isn’t going to happen, for example, but it’s pretty clear these laws weren’t written by anybody with much time on a bike.

The same goes for rolling stop signs – in Oregon and Washington we’re supposed to stop.  Personally, I want to spend as little time as possible in intersections (I believe in most cases it is safest and many experienced cyclists quickly process the information to do it safely and without disrupting the flow of traffic), so I always slow, and then come to a complete stop (foot down) only when traffic flow and safety require it.  But, blowing through stop signs creates animosity and is not safest for anybody – so maybe we could use our heads a bit.

“Share the Road” means all of us.

Pain – or, Attitude Really is Everything

Bicycle racing is hard, but not just for me – that’s what I learned yesterday at the Silverton Road Race.

Most of the Cat 4 Men Mt View Cycles team that did the Cherry Blossom Stage Race in May will be doing the Mt Hood Cycling Classic at the beginning of June. Six of us went Silverton as a sort of reality check.  Mt Hood is going to be hard – as hard as it gets for Cat 4 road racers, and we needed this opportunity to get our heads straight.  Also, it is super cool for a small town like Hood River to be able to rally such a large group to race together – in all there were close to a dozen of us at Silverton and I wanted to support that.

The race went well for me, but wasn’t without some challenges.  Masters races are usually open category, and category races are usually open age group.  This was the first time that I recall seeing a race for Cat 3-5 Masters, and I saw it as a great opportunity to see what Cat 3 guys my age are doing – they usually race in the open category masters races.

It is helpful for me to relate issues in bicycle racing to something similar in car racing.  I learned some very valuable tools several years ago when one of the guys racing a Spec Miata from the Seattle area, Garth Stein, arranged for 20 of us to do a two day racing “clinic” at Pacific Raceways.  The primary instructors were Don Kitch who is one of the best communicators I’ve ever known, and Ross Bentley the author of the awesome “Speed Secrets” series of race driving books.

Ross made a point that for lack of a better term (or because he may have used it) that I still refer to as the rule about your “happy place”.  The context, in that case, was that if you get into the race car to go out in the rain, for example, and you are fearful of the challenges presented by the adverse conditions – you are, as they say, doomed…  Well, I always had liked racing in the rain – mostly because my results were often spectacular.  Racing in the rain is my happy place, but others are often concerned, anxious or terrified and this helps to make my life inside a miserable, wet race car quite pleasant (no crisis wasted, you might say).  Coincidentally (or maybe not so much), Garth is now a world renowned novelist for his book “The Art of Racing in the Rain”.

Yesterday, I consciously sought and found my happy place on the bicycle, allowing me to work my way through a challenge that could have ended my day.  I had ridden the first two laps of the 17 mile course mid pack, conserving energy and focusing on the challenge of being mid pack and not getting caught up in a crash (Masters are much more comfortable to ride around than Cat 4 teenagers, by the way – go figure…).  At the beginning of the 3rd lap there was an attempt to bridge a recent attack and I found myself feeling quite good and at the front of the main field.  The bridge attempt really wasn’t, and we settled back down only for me to realize that I was going to cramp.

My left leg, all of it, was starting to tighten up – and not just a little bit.  I slid back, dropped a couple of gears and started spinning.  More Hammer Gel, more Cytomax, spin, spin, spin.  But, my legs did feel pretty good and I knew if I could work through this that I could be a factor at the finish – that made me happy and motivated me to keep going.  Not to try, but to do.

There were some accelerations and riders in front of me continued to be gapped, but I always had enough to make the jump.  This was new for me – I am usually functioning in survival mode.  I was pushed off the road by a rider that had cramped and swerved as he lost the use of one side of his lower body – I was again able to accelerate back to the group. Another racer cramped on one of the last little bumps and I heard the sound of bike tipping over with its rider still clipped in, and still more racers faded.

The fact was, that as much as I was being challenged by my cramping (which had now moved to both calves, in addition to my left hamstring), everybody else was going through the same.  I was in survival mode, but happy to be there.  As the uphill sprint to the line started, I was poorly positioned but still able to accelerate past 3 or 4 riders.  I had survived near the front with the Cat 3 guys – not such a bad day!!!

I do believe I can climb and my next happy place is as a sprinter.

Racing Bikes AND Cars

I’m lucky to have many “hobbies” of the type that just one would make me happy.  For the past 5 years, or so, there has been an ebb and flow between my bike hobby and my car hobby. 

Mt View Team
Mt View Team

I wouldn’t be able to do the car racing without help from friends and sponsors, and because of the relationships I’ve developed over time in the sport, I have an opportunity to race at the Rose Cup Races at Portland again this June.

The problem is balancing the time required to prepare for bicycle races such as the Mount Hood Cycling Classic June 4-7 and Rose Cup which begins with testing on the 11th.  The car I am to drive for Rose Cup is the same car Chuck Hall, Will Schrader, Jonny Davies and I won the 12 Hours of the Cascades with last November and that Jonny and I drove with Ken Sutherland and Bruce Wilson at the 25 Hours of Thunderhill (leading until all of the oil fell out through 4 big holes in the block).  Until last week, it was largely in the same state that it rolled (was towed) off the track in December.

12 Hours of the Cascades Winner
12 Hours of the Cascades Winner

The balancing process is hard (in a good way).  Yesterday, I rode my bicycle for a couple of hours before going to the race car shop to work on putting the car back together (new engine, transmission, differential, shocks, brakes, repair light body damage, etc).  Sean Hedrick of Miatacage.com has made the task possible by providing the big components in a mostly complete state.

Enduro / Rose Cup Spec Miata
Enduro / Rose Cup Spec Miata

This morning I will go to Silverton (near Salem) for a bicycle race with my Mt View Cycling team mates.  I’ll work for a couple of days (sneaking some cycling miles in) and collecting more of the parts needed for the enduro / Rose Cup car, with the goal of installing the drive train late next week.

Bicycles – Stop Signs

I came across this while searching through Oregon Bicycle Law looking for the possible justification for the aggressive action taken by a motorist I encountered yesterday (I didn’t find it, by the way).

What I did find was this article at Oregon Cycling Magazine that suggests an idea that may (or may not) help relieve some of the tension that exists, particularly it seems in Portland, between cyclists and motorists.

I disagree with the logic of the “since most cyclists already do it, it should be made legal” argument.  But, I have always believed that spending as little time exposed to traffic is a good idea for cyclists, and this type of law would help bicycle riders reduce the amount of time spent in multi-use roadways – I call this place the “Danger Zone”. And, as I also can’t find any law specifically prohibiting running over bicycles, I will personally continue to ride as I see prudent…

So, here’s the article and I say write your congressman – this is a sensible idea.

Are we ready for an Idaho-style bicycle yield law?

by Ray Thomas

Would Oregon benefit from a law, similar to the one in Idaho, allowing bicyclists to slow down, yield to traffic and then travel through stop signs without coming to a complete stop or to stop, yield and then travel (when safe) through red lights?   Many if not most cyclists tend to behave this way at stop signs already and some, though fewer do the same at red lights.  Does it make sense to punish cyclists for slowly and safely riding through a stop sign when no cross traffic or pedestrians are approaching?  Would cooperation and good will between cyclists, motorists and law-enforcement improve if these common sense bicycling practices were made legal?  To answer these questions, it might help to consider the reasons bicyclists often choose not to stop fully at stop signs or to wait all the way through certain red lights.

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Oregon HB 2690